"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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