Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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