I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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