Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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