i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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