New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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