question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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