:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I wish i was in the wii world.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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