is your mom at the bar?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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