What did we do last night that was yellow?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
We had sex on a dog bed..
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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