But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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