All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
i think my cat just said my name.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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