I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I'm bleeding and have questions
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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