do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Ketchup is God's man juice
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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