I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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