Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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