Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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