the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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