Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
