out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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