The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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