So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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