Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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