She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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