what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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