In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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