There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Dear god my vagina.
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