I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
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one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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