Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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