Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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