Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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