Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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