forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
My breasts were aching with rage.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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