No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I wish i was in the wii world.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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