yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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