literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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