your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Randomize
