i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I wish life had little blips of pornography
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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