I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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