I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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