Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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