Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Randomize