You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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