I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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