My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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