69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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