I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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