"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize