I don't think brook has ever known best
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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