if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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