butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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