Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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