FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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