omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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