Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Someone shattered a urinal.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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