It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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