don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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