I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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