i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Naked. naked and bneed help.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
