is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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